Merry Christmas, Bitches

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'HAPPY Merry Xmas' by Molokonomi

Last story for today, and this year, is the short four-page full-colour heart-warming and spine-tingling 'HAPPY Merry Xmas'. This story is all happy, funny, though there were a few things I wasn't completely comfortable with. She is rather... innocent? Tags are massive spoilers, kinda? Though as her mom is not shown at all, and other things, also misleading. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog (.jpg, 4.5MB) Megaporn (.pngs, 10MB) Loads of editing done on this one. Easily spent as much time on these four pages as those other two stories, still remembering things I forgot to do...

'Christmas with my Sister' by Nekogen (no loli)

(you totally can't tell what that is to the left, can you?) Second Christmassy story today is probably the least Christmassy of 'em all, but still pretty damn good. The girl has a date with a 'good man' from work, the guy has a date with some rented DVDs. Wonder how that's going to work out... Now this Nekogen story is like 90% not-loli (girl is still profoundly cute). I've seen some people complain about his not-loli work; you devout lolicoms will read this one and you will love it. Got me? Kinda funny then this story is the first one I've tagged with 'hymen' in a while... As a figurative stocking stuffer, completely uncensored. Pretty good job of it, I think, most pages. Notable exceptions (see totally SFW pic). And I only did it because the censors were so mild to begin with... Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog More chapters of this one to follow as well, may get to that other, loli Nekogen story first.

'Mizuho and Oniichan II' by Daibokki Hana

First up today we got the long-awaited return of Mizuho! She an 'onnichan' are having a little Christmas party with a couple who's story I haven't edited yet. Then they take their leave and have another little party just the two of them. White Christmases are special, but the most important White Christmas is the White Christmas inside of you. I can't think of tags at all for this one, but 'loli'. Christmas tag? Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog I will get to Miyu next year. Edit: Dude, I fucked up her broach...

We had nothing to do with this one, check it out part WTFURRY!?

'Animal Ear Hot Springs' by LEE, translations and re-edit by Yoroshii/chapters 1-6 translated by Sayo, as commissioned by Intrepid Giraffe Project I don't like animals ears. Don't like furry tails. The girls are drawn a bit too loli for my taste. But oh, I love this story. Guy goes to a random hot spring on his vacation, runs into some very friendly girls who turn out to be a fox and a tanuki (spoilered in case you haven't read the title or looked at any pages besides the very first). The plot is pretty silly, and so very goddamn cute. Now, if you're not familiar with LEE, these girls do look rather young (despite Miku's best efforts). Don't believe they're intended to be younger than the average loli, it's more just that art style. Not to mention so very goddamn cute, they totally win me over. And then chapter five comes along... Besides that, there's just the whole 'they're actually animals' thing but they're only drawn like that on the inside flap, two panels. And I guess there's a lot of attention paid to their ears, and tails... I remember one tailjob, at least.

The second story, of two chapters, has probably the least-loli girl I've seen LEE draw. There's still a kinda big catch, as it seems she's, well... She does seem pretty upbeat regarding the predicament. So that's, uh, yeah... There's a few one-shots after that. More 'kemomimi', infectious this time (I am immune). Intruding on a neighbour and teddy-face humping (yes). Then a re-edit of 'Adult Kiss', which is about kissing, and sees the background loli-mama getting just a little bit of action (see left). Great tank, all things considered, I think. Not much my kind of thing but I loved it. P.s: Looks like I'll have a little something done in time for Christmas, which I guess I really should be working on right now...

'Anipyu!6' by Tanaka Ex

Somebody got busted! How deep is he? Does this mean his days of banging his sister are over? Penultimate chapter... Read on, you readers, and find out. He does not have sex with his mom. Not in the slightest. She is there, lookin' all hot like Mina with boobs but the only dude in the story is her son and no one wants that. Megaporn (try this one), Mediafire, Deadfrog ^Megaporn/upload seems to have had an overhaul; no more captchas, simultaneous downloading, still supports resuming downloads and stuff. Wait time's only twenty some seconds if you register. Best of all, they replaced that chick with the horrible boob job on the upload page! Mediafire's still less of a wait (to download) but whatever. So, holidays. I'm beat. Any of you with some ideas for generic gifts to give to people you know as much about as I do, I'm all ears. Likely to be very busy the rest of the month, but you never know, there could be a Christmas miracle and I'll have something for yous before the end of the year...

Venture Bros.: Operation P.R.O.M.

Oh my God. Just watched the Venture Brothers S4 finale; know I'm late but I don't think season four has even started airing in Canada yet but anyway, oh my God.
You guys been watching Venture Brothers? Damn good show when they can get around to making it. It's always been great, starting off as a silly parody of kids' adventure shows, but over the years (eight years, for four seasons) they've progressed so much. Drama and romance and all that shit.

Season four, which started over a year ago (wtf Canadian TV?), knocks it outta the park (this is lame but I'm going somewhere with it). Certain events of S3 have had some far reaching effects; most of your beloved characters find themselves struggling to adapt, some are forced to finally grow up (Yes). Just as it is for any child forced to grow up over the span of one year it's been a painful, terrifying, beautiful experience.

And now here is the one-hour season finale, featuring the Venture Brothers' home-school prom. Knocks the park off the fucking map (worth it?).
I cried. Yeah. Joy and sorrow and giddy disgust. Handily toping the previous finales, it was clearly intended as a potential series end (and an end it is for some?).
Heartwarming gay romance (the hetero hookups mostly don't end well). Espionagical intrigue. The most tactically devastating use of '90s Britpop I've ever seen. Rusty Ventures out the ass, all around! And in the end, the power of love conquers all in a way no one needed to see.

It would be unreasonable to expect any future episode to approach this level, but fuck that. I'm feeling some Treister-level optimism. DO IT!