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Tenth Anniversary 'Blurk/Kanyapie Blowout' Spectacular?
Here we have a couple reasonably awesome stories I've read over the past few months. Probably would have brought this one up sooner, but I don't much like that particular website the stories were pointing me to... I don't recommend that website, no. I'm sure they're perfectly nice guys, just fucked in the head or shit. Sorry, flyguys.
Anyway. Blurk's recently started his own blog, and I have been following that one. Good stuff there, let's start with:

'She's a Little Devil' by Kanyapie, translated by Blurk. Aw yes. Here's the tale of a young model and her most devoted fan (may/may not be her brother, choose to go with 'not' myself). It would seem she's learned a few things through this modelling gig, but just how much does she know? Dude, is that my best setup ever? The girl here looks a bit young, to me, art is otherwise superb (this sentence is highly subjective, I know). Butts are prodded. If anyone get the gag in my altered thumbnail there, you win an imaginary nickle.

Then we have those two 'Heart Catch Precure' doujins. Don't know what a precure is, but they pretty sweet. In the first book, we find a girl (some of you may know her as Erika I guess) desperately trying to bum some money to buy her friend a present. Finding no sympathy, she hops on the interweb and secures a buyer for her panties. When she goes to make the delivery some stuff happens, as it does. Second book, not sure if it's a continuation or if so if it's the same faceless guy (or if so if he's still paying :D). Either way, their relationship is going quite well at this point and she suggests they try a 'pair look'. Which means they dress alike. Strongly suggest you check that out, it's a spectacle, man.

I could list a couple more great stories from Blurk's blog, but this post is really long enough as it is and without any proper new content, I know. Maybe something or two un-loli, like that Shiwasu no Okina 'Panty' doujin I still haven't made it all the way through.

(Read more for talk of animes and further delays, stuff gets gross)

We (I) are completely incapable of this sort of work (no porno)

Love Mega Man? Love Railgun? You'll probably love this too and surely must have known about it before me. 'To Aru Pantsu no Railgun' by Werk I don't know this developer, or the world of Japanese doujin games, but I think I do know a little something about what kicks ass. Here is a fine little Mega Man-style game consisting of a series of boss fights with some familiar characters from a Certain Scientific Railgun. The story is much better than it really needs to be; a lovely tale of love between friends, love between sisters, love between lovers, love of panty theft. Yes, there are far two few game centred around panty theft; indeed, this is the first I've seen where your level of missing panties directly affects your mobility. How far we have come since the days of the NES! Not to mention the beautiful sprite work here. I am especially fond of Saten's 'groper stance'. I did have some issues with sluggish cutscenes, and having grown up on Mega Man the game was a breeze but Misaka's not-being-Mega-Man made the controls a bit of an adjustment. Biggest problem with the game is just that I want more of it. Megaupload (.iso), Mediafire (English patch, source unknown) These are just the files I found on the web. Windows only, far as I know. Had to mount that .iso, guessed my way through the Japanese installation, patched, on Windows7 I had to set it to XP compatibility mode and 'disable desktop composition'. No joystick/controller support (that I know of), but JoyToKey's a pretty handy program. I stole Uiharu's undies ♥

'Infiltration! Comparison! Railgun!' by Wanton Land Kumiai, a certain Magical Index/Scientific Railgun doujin

It's finally here! Yeah! This is some very fine stuff, a Touma x Misaka-Imouto doujin with a couple levels of diabolicute in there. If you're unfamiliar with the source material, some of it may be kind of confusing. Think the only thing I'd have to point out ahead of time is that yeah, she is supposed to talk like that, Uglicus has not suffered any head trauma that I know of. Wouldn't bother with the loli tag if I didn't know how old she was supposed to be, biologically... One panel with pee. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog If you are unfamiliar with the source material, check it out. 'Index' was pretty alright, some horrible bits here and there (the worst involving our heroine : { ), mostly nonsensical. I fucking love 'Railgun', and I fucking hate anime btw. Oh my God, from the theme song, the villains (Eyebrow Chick!), the boss fights, to whatever the fuck this is (mild wardrobe spoiler). Hell yeah. I mean, it's still far from perfect. Again rather nonsensical, though pseudo-scientific nonsense instead of strait-up nonsense. Some brief scenes of pretty nasty violence against schoolgirls, though they're mostly patched up pretty quick and largely that much more badass for it (especially the non-superhuman girl in the first episode, fuck). The main villains are painfully obvious and hot; I was so sad when villainB turned out to be yes batshit crazy evil. *sigh* I still love villainA. Massive Final Ep Spoiler: Goddamn Birthday Blimp. : D Hands down, my favourite anime of this year of the two animes I watched this year. 'cause Avatar don't count. P.s: Added a search bar, which doesn't seem to work very well, and an Artist Cloud, which looks pretty cool (under all the tags stuffs). P.p.s: I missed yuo guyes.

'Lucky Play' by Number2, Lucky Star doujin

Oh, this one surprised me. I don't usually have much interest in doujin, but this one was mostly pretty good.

First story, the short one with the crazy blue hair wants to pick out a sexy swimsuit, and employs a clever penometric system.
Second story, the girl with the glasses and the boobs sorta gets raped. She's into it and everything, but protests the entire time. Not so great.
Third story's just diabolicute. Wow, make sure to read that one. I'm not really familiar with Lucky Star (can you tell?), but that one was for sure worth it.

Another thing to note is the boobs. They all have boobs, when they're naked. Those must be very tight shirts.
Oh and milk. Someone lactates a bit.

Megaporn, Mediafire

Bonus: Contains Tonigobe's super secret prize. I know you've been asking for it (two people, I think). Page 36xb. Had I written that today, I probably would have mentioned something about how our page has visitors now thanks to him.

Just now noticing the contrast seems inconsistent... it's the scans' fault, and mine for working on it over such a long period of time I guess... not a huge problem, and maybe it's intentional/or just me. That first story just looks darker. Long post...

'Kuro Hole' by Santa Maria and NoBody, Kodomo no Jikan doujin

 I don't like this one. Kuro's just too loli. Why's there no porn of the hawt, boob-ed characters? Damnit.
This picture isn't even from the story, but from the original book (translated by Sayo).

That's probably my favorite comment page though. So, so stupid.


Megaporn, Mediafire

'Oh! BIG SEXY' by Nekoi Mie, FLCL doujin

(April 5th quick note; re-editing in progress, second book to come)
Oh! THAT TITLE

Another from the olden days when Uglicus had no one to do his editing for him. Seems he forgot the antialiasing for most of the text, and the scans aren't so great...

The story is your average Japanese bath-time, ending in your typical barely justifiable sex. I swear, every time I see a Japanese person bathing, they end up having sex. Don't know how they get anything else done over there.

Should I make a bath tag? Think I'm making a bath tag.
Edit: Uglicus suggests a 'shota' tag, since we have one, I'm really unfamiliar with the show but I suppose so.

Megaporn, Mediafire

'Minamino' by Mikkusufurai, a Minami-ke doujin

Let's start off with some backlog.

Translated and edited by Uglicus.

I don't really read many (much?) doujin these days, and haven't up until now read this (sorry, Uglicus). In fact, I have no idea what this is based on. Even so, it's drawn real nice and the story is pleasantly nonsensical.

Megaporn, Mediafire