'Census' by Satsuki Itsuka (Fix'ed Missing Page!)

From Comic Masyo December '09 This comic sees our protagonists gathering important statistics, and being very thorough about it. Absolute professionals here. We have some funny stories on this site, but this is the first one that's had me actually laughing out loud in multiple instances. Every time I've 'lol'ed previously has been ironic. Hope I'm not overselling it here, just stating facts. Some of it's kind of gross, see tags. And maybe wikipedia. I've seen far worse examples of each, it's not so bad. Even the fat guy's drawn kind of cutesy, and he keeps his shirt on. There wasn't much visible smegma, and you can't smell through the computer. There is one line of pregnancy dirty-talk, I won't tag that (did I tag it for GIRLzH(2)?). They totally rape that guy, though. Megaporn, Mediafire Neurotic rambling after the jump, you don't have to read that. (gonna throw the frantic rambling in there too, uglied up the page long enough).

Fuck first page missing. Uploading new files momentarily. If you're missing the first page look up and to the left yeah, that's where it went.

FUCK almost four hundred downloads missing the first page. See, I had to repackage this a number of times because I fucked up so many little things, the last time I did so I was readying this post and took the first page out of the folder and I guess my finger slipped off of ctrl a bit too soon, then Uglicus pointed out I accidentally made a sound effect layer invisible so I reuped with the first page missing I suck so hard.

That's such a nice first page, too. I will always double check from now on, full refunds for everyone. And now my connection sucks.

I suggested this one to Uglicus. Hooray! It was a few months ago, were I to suggest something today it would  probably not be the hundreeedth loli story. Here's another good place to stop reading, the rest is far stupider and has no bearing on nothin'.

I'm not at all familiar with Satsuki Itsuka; I've seen one other story, untranslated. Couldn't find any compilations aside from some not-quite-porn thing... Because I was the one that suggested this story, I want to state that it's not a recommendation of the artist's entire body of work, as I'm not familiar with it. But that's stupid. I want to be omniscient, but I can't even be assed to download a few dozen issues of Masyo.
I have no reason to not trust this Satsuki Itsuka, nor most artists out there, these other artists who's works are promoted on this blog. I'm just paranoid. Continue to stop reading any time now.

The guy who did the story immediately preceding this one in the magazine. He's a pretty popular guy, I was a fan of his; he drew the very second hentai I ever saw. Then I saw some of his more infamous stuff. Can't even look at his shit any more.
This has happened a number of times, to varying degrees. It's so fucking stupid. I take it personal, a betrayal of assumed trust. That artist is dead to me, won't visit that translation blog any more, etc...

I'm just paranoid, you know this shit. Can't trust the internet. No metaphorical mental glove, no digital love.

Edit: This is the embarassingest post ever. I hope.