'Six Thirty' by Araki Akira

Oh, this one's sneaky. False alibis,  forged documents, even some pathetic self delusion at the end there. Will all the lies and deception catch up to them? Probably not, no. Am I completely misrepresenting the story? A bit... 'Ninja sex' applies, though they're mostly in private. Sneaky. 'Fags' tag; dude smokes. I don't want to put down any homosexuals or anyone else into the gay stuff, that's stuff's fine. But sucking off one of these disgusting things ('cig-urts')? Eeew. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog So, I'm feeling much better now. Still got some important stuff to do, don't think I'll be starting the next Anipyu! until next week. Hopefully by then I'll have shit under control and get it done in a reasonable amount of time. Hopefully. Now I'll go bitch about cigarettes, you don't gotta read that. Edit: Yeah, that got pretty lame. Sorry. Probably best no one read that. I fucking hate cigarettes, always have. When I was a kid this 'not hot boxing while children were present' fad hadn't quite caught on yet. I'm no health nut, nor a judgmental prick. I don't hate smokers. I'm sure there was a perfectly good reason you chose to pick up an expensive, smelly, addictive habit with a reputation for leading to a slow painful death and I'm sure that all the popular kids in high school honestly though you were cool for doing so (okay, that's pretty judgmental prick but I'm getting to my point). I certainly wasn't always pissy to the degree that a cartoon smoking would personally offend me. A very special person came into my life. This person is the worst human being I have ever encountered (I know I've been lucky to not encounter anyone truly evil, but even if someone murdered my entire family and then fed them to dogs they likely wouldn't be so annoying), and embodies all the worst characteristics of a smoker (and a few other things I'll try to avoid mentioning). Big rattling coughs all over whatever happens to be around. Wheezing laboured breathing audible two rooms away. This person does stomp outside to smoke, every half hour, but drags back in so much smoke I question the point. Fuck, no cigarette you have ever encountered smells as bad as those coming out of this person. Mentioned I've always hated cigarettes, but this person has somehow managed to ruin them for me. If you are a smoker, be considerate. Try your best to quit, but for your own sake. Kids, don't ever start (and btw, wtf? Gtfo. Go jerk off to a Sears catolouge or shit, geez). Just try not to be a disgusting slob in general. If people have to hold their breath and walk sideways to pass you in a hallway, take note. Never divulge uncomfortable and graphic personal details to people trying their best not to hate you. You're not five, that voice is not cute. No, I don't want a microwaved hot dog. Tuck in your fucking shirt. Arglblarglarghhh... Addendumb: You know, looking back this outburst had little to do with cigarettes at all. I don't hate smokers; most I get along with fine. Some I rather like. There are a few I love. Just not romantically; if I'm spending any time in your mouth there are fucken standards.