'Six Thirty' by Araki Akira

Oh, this one's sneaky. False alibis,  forged documents, even some pathetic self delusion at the end there. Will all the lies and deception catch up to them? Probably not, no. Am I completely misrepresenting the story? A bit... 'Ninja sex' applies, though they're mostly in private. Sneaky. 'Fags' tag; dude smokes. I don't want to put down any homosexuals or anyone else into the gay stuff, that's stuff's fine. But sucking off one of these disgusting things ('cig-urts')? Eeew. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog So, I'm feeling much better now. Still got some important stuff to do, don't think I'll be starting the next Anipyu! until next week. Hopefully by then I'll have shit under control and get it done in a reasonable amount of time. Hopefully. Now I'll go bitch about cigarettes, you don't gotta read that. Edit: Yeah, that got pretty lame. Sorry. Probably best no one read that.

'Anipyu!5.5' by Tanaka Ex!

Yeah really! By popular demand, here is the return of our favourite wacky siblings; only half a chapter this time but there are two full chapters I've yet to edit. If you've been keeping up, this first page should tell the whole story. No sex lol. Nothing out of the ordinary for this chapter, my only warning is to make sure you caught up. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog Sorry this took so long guys, for ten little pages. It was a rather easy job... even with all those sound effects. The repeating effects were a piece of easy pie, and the cleanup was much faster than the previous book. I was just busy with real stuff (and what little time I had spent on silly things), couple frustrating nights where I wanted to dive in and finish, just couldn't. And a lot of it I was just goofing around...

Quad-Post Madness!

Two quick notes on two full-colour four page stories. First, Uglicus sent me a translation for Yui Haga's 'Petit Devil'. I could do this story in about half an hour, but these scans... Please, if you have some better scans of this gimmie. I've exhausted my usual research methods (pant.su, google, tineye) but you guys can help me out, yes? Shame to have her in this state. Edit: Don't go nuts with the searching or shit, but if you know where it's from or got better, let me know. Second, found some tank scans and a fourth page for that Toshiki Yui story. This is apparently the most popular page on the blog? Didn't set out to look for it, just dicking about on the internet. Also seems that whole tank has already been translated, but ah well. So I will re-edit that story (already almost done), and update these posts when it's done. Posted. ...four posts today? And no new content? Really?

We had nothing to do with this one, either time, check it out

Remember this cute little story takehiro did a few years back? Didja know there were three more chapters? 'Little Lover' by Aoyama Reo, translated by Hayama Kotono Yeah, I didn't know either. This story, so fuckin' cute. You want to read this. Guy's been enlisted to tutor his boss's daughter, they have sex in her room. Then on the beach. And in a library. And again in a hospital bed (there doesn't seem to be much reason for him to be admitted to a hospital other than to yet again get it on public, but whatever). Not much else going on, but that's not necessarily a bad thing, eh? There is some mild foot/stocking fetishism here, and a clear public sex theme. There's a lot of care put into the girl's clothes and she's never completely nude but I don't know if that's really fetish-y. Clothes are hot. No 'tan lines' tag. (lol) Hayamo's doing the rest of this tank, and there is already a nice cosplay-themed story arc finished. He and Yeller are trying hard to track down some Aoyama Reo doujins, two done so far, but they're father/daughter so no interest to me. Their blog though, maintained by Yeller, loads of great stuff there. Probably out-cutes this blog on average, mostly due to their grabbing up all the Inuboshi. Can't wait for those two more chapters of 'Light of Tsukimi Manor'. Oh, the suggested borderline prostitution! Another favourite apparently-in-progress story is Homing's 'Super Satisfaction Delivery', featuring quite explicit prostitution, but so romantic. Yes, their's has gotta be my favourite translation blog at the moment that isn't this one.

We (I) are completely incapable of this sort of work (no porno)

Love Mega Man? Love Railgun? You'll probably love this too and surely must have known about it before me. 'To Aru Pantsu no Railgun' by Werk I don't know this developer, or the world of Japanese doujin games, but I think I do know a little something about what kicks ass. Here is a fine little Mega Man-style game consisting of a series of boss fights with some familiar characters from a Certain Scientific Railgun. The story is much better than it really needs to be; a lovely tale of love between friends, love between sisters, love between lovers, love of panty theft. Yes, there are far two few game centred around panty theft; indeed, this is the first I've seen where your level of missing panties directly affects your mobility. How far we have come since the days of the NES! Not to mention the beautiful sprite work here. I am especially fond of Saten's 'groper stance'. I did have some issues with sluggish cutscenes, and having grown up on Mega Man the game was a breeze but Misaka's not-being-Mega-Man made the controls a bit of an adjustment. Biggest problem with the game is just that I want more of it. Megaupload (.iso), Mediafire (English patch, source unknown) These are just the files I found on the web. Windows only, far as I know. Had to mount that .iso, guessed my way through the Japanese installation, patched, on Windows7 I had to set it to XP compatibility mode and 'disable desktop composition'. No joystick/controller support (that I know of), but JoyToKey's a pretty handy program. I stole Uiharu's undies ♥

'We had nothing to do with this one' Returns

'Lovable' by Naoshi Onizuka, translated by grizzled vet Sayo (dude been translating since I was on dialup and in diapers that time I had that thing with my bladder four years back). This is, quite simply, the best-named tankobon I've ever read. It would be a good idea to point out some of the better chapters but all the chapters here have their own magic about them. Even the 'magical girl' chapter, sorta. Wonderful stuff, lovable. If you're at all into the loli you should have read this by now. There is though that one 'magical girl' chapter, the reason the book has been left unfinished for the past few months it seems. That chapter is not especially lovable, no. Rather gross tentacle rape, some cartoon violence, and 'cum inflation'. Still, it's done in a light-hearted humorous tone and I found myself liking it despite the total not-hawtness. Other than that it's all the usual sort of stuff. Maybe it's just me but there seemed to be a higher than average amount of the 'oh my god i can't believe i'm fucking a X year old Yth grader Yth graders in the Xth year of their life are so Z' but it's mostly just me not into that. And in one chapter alcohol plays a pivotal role but that was hilarious. There is a fair bit of Naoshi Onizuka translated, only a couple mild bummer chapters here and there, lots of magical love gold. But you guys know all this, right?

'I Wish I Met You at Night' by Araki Akira

Pretty straightforward story tonight. Girl is hanging out late because her mom is 'entertaining', runs into an old teacher and they decide to kill some time by having sex right there on the park bench they happen to be sitting on. There is a pretty weird element to this story; he was her kindergarten teacher. There are a couple flashbacks, and a few other kinders. No sex in these scenes. No. There is a kiss and some marriage proposals but I don't believe these are intended to be erotic. Edit: Perhaps I should also note it is implied she has learned about sex from watching her promiscuous mother, which normally I'd find crazy fuckin' hawt but the situation seems kinda awkward, so yeah. One line of dialogue relating to that, no big thing. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog So, looks like 'Anipyu!' has won the poll by a very healthy margin, though I will get to 'Tsundere-san' soon enough. 'Miyo and Jin' narrowly taking third, beating 'Other' by three votes...