Merry Christmas, Bitches

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'HAPPY Merry Xmas' by Molokonomi

Last story for today, and this year, is the short four-page full-colour heart-warming and spine-tingling 'HAPPY Merry Xmas'. This story is all happy, funny, though there were a few things I wasn't completely comfortable with. She is rather... innocent? Tags are massive spoilers, kinda? Though as her mom is not shown at all, and other things, also misleading. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog (.jpg, 4.5MB) Megaporn (.pngs, 10MB) Loads of editing done on this one. Easily spent as much time on these four pages as those other two stories, still remembering things I forgot to do...

'Christmas with my Sister' by Nekogen (no loli)

(you totally can't tell what that is to the left, can you?) Second Christmassy story today is probably the least Christmassy of 'em all, but still pretty damn good. The girl has a date with a 'good man' from work, the guy has a date with some rented DVDs. Wonder how that's going to work out... Now this Nekogen story is like 90% not-loli (girl is still profoundly cute). I've seen some people complain about his not-loli work; you devout lolicoms will read this one and you will love it. Got me? Kinda funny then this story is the first one I've tagged with 'hymen' in a while... As a figurative stocking stuffer, completely uncensored. Pretty good job of it, I think, most pages. Notable exceptions (see totally SFW pic). And I only did it because the censors were so mild to begin with... Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog More chapters of this one to follow as well, may get to that other, loli Nekogen story first.

'Mizuho and Oniichan II' by Daibokki Hana

First up today we got the long-awaited return of Mizuho! She an 'onnichan' are having a little Christmas party with a couple who's story I haven't edited yet. Then they take their leave and have another little party just the two of them. White Christmases are special, but the most important White Christmas is the White Christmas inside of you. I can't think of tags at all for this one, but 'loli'. Christmas tag? Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog I will get to Miyu next year. Edit: Dude, I fucked up her broach...

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'Animal Ear Hot Springs' by LEE, translations and re-edit by Yoroshii/chapters 1-6 translated by Sayo, as commissioned by Intrepid Giraffe Project I don't like animals ears. Don't like furry tails. The girls are drawn a bit too loli for my taste. But oh, I love this story. Guy goes to a random hot spring on his vacation, runs into some very friendly girls who turn out to be a fox and a tanuki (spoilered in case you haven't read the title or looked at any pages besides the very first). The plot is pretty silly, and so very goddamn cute. Now, if you're not familiar with LEE, these girls do look rather young (despite Miku's best efforts). Don't believe they're intended to be younger than the average loli, it's more just that art style. Not to mention so very goddamn cute, they totally win me over. And then chapter five comes along... Besides that, there's just the whole 'they're actually animals' thing but they're only drawn like that on the inside flap, two panels. And I guess there's a lot of attention paid to their ears, and tails... I remember one tailjob, at least.

The second story, of two chapters, has probably the least-loli girl I've seen LEE draw. There's still a kinda big catch, as it seems she's, well... She does seem pretty upbeat regarding the predicament. So that's, uh, yeah... There's a few one-shots after that. More 'kemomimi', infectious this time (I am immune). Intruding on a neighbour and teddy-face humping (yes). Then a re-edit of 'Adult Kiss', which is about kissing, and sees the background loli-mama getting just a little bit of action (see left). Great tank, all things considered, I think. Not much my kind of thing but I loved it. P.s: Looks like I'll have a little something done in time for Christmas, which I guess I really should be working on right now...

'Anipyu!6' by Tanaka Ex

Somebody got busted! How deep is he? Does this mean his days of banging his sister are over? Penultimate chapter... Read on, you readers, and find out. He does not have sex with his mom. Not in the slightest. She is there, lookin' all hot like Mina with boobs but the only dude in the story is her son and no one wants that. Megaporn (try this one), Mediafire, Deadfrog ^Megaporn/upload seems to have had an overhaul; no more captchas, simultaneous downloading, still supports resuming downloads and stuff. Wait time's only twenty some seconds if you register. Best of all, they replaced that chick with the horrible boob job on the upload page! Mediafire's still less of a wait (to download) but whatever. So, holidays. I'm beat. Any of you with some ideas for generic gifts to give to people you know as much about as I do, I'm all ears. Likely to be very busy the rest of the month, but you never know, there could be a Christmas miracle and I'll have something for yous before the end of the year...

Venture Bros.: Operation P.R.O.M.

Oh my God. Just watched the Venture Brothers S4 finale; know I'm late but I don't think season four has even started airing in Canada yet but anyway, oh my God.
You guys been watching Venture Brothers? Damn good show when they can get around to making it. It's always been great, starting off as a silly parody of kids' adventure shows, but over the years (eight years, for four seasons) they've progressed so much. Drama and romance and all that shit.

Season four, which started over a year ago (wtf Canadian TV?), knocks it outta the park (this is lame but I'm going somewhere with it). Certain events of S3 have had some far reaching effects; most of your beloved characters find themselves struggling to adapt, some are forced to finally grow up (Yes). Just as it is for any child forced to grow up over the span of one year it's been a painful, terrifying, beautiful experience.

And now here is the one-hour season finale, featuring the Venture Brothers' home-school prom. Knocks the park off the fucking map (worth it?).
I cried. Yeah. Joy and sorrow and giddy disgust. Handily toping the previous finales, it was clearly intended as a potential series end (and an end it is for some?).
Heartwarming gay romance (the hetero hookups mostly don't end well). Espionagical intrigue. The most tactically devastating use of '90s Britpop I've ever seen. Rusty Ventures out the ass, all around! And in the end, the power of love conquers all in a way no one needed to see.

It would be unreasonable to expect any future episode to approach this level, but fuck that. I'm feeling some Treister-level optimism. DO IT!

'Six Thirty' by Araki Akira

Oh, this one's sneaky. False alibis,  forged documents, even some pathetic self delusion at the end there. Will all the lies and deception catch up to them? Probably not, no. Am I completely misrepresenting the story? A bit... 'Ninja sex' applies, though they're mostly in private. Sneaky. 'Fags' tag; dude smokes. I don't want to put down any homosexuals or anyone else into the gay stuff, that's stuff's fine. But sucking off one of these disgusting things ('cig-urts')? Eeew. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog So, I'm feeling much better now. Still got some important stuff to do, don't think I'll be starting the next Anipyu! until next week. Hopefully by then I'll have shit under control and get it done in a reasonable amount of time. Hopefully. Now I'll go bitch about cigarettes, you don't gotta read that. Edit: Yeah, that got pretty lame. Sorry. Probably best no one read that.

'Anipyu!5.5' by Tanaka Ex!

Yeah really! By popular demand, here is the return of our favourite wacky siblings; only half a chapter this time but there are two full chapters I've yet to edit. If you've been keeping up, this first page should tell the whole story. No sex lol. Nothing out of the ordinary for this chapter, my only warning is to make sure you caught up. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog Sorry this took so long guys, for ten little pages. It was a rather easy job... even with all those sound effects. The repeating effects were a piece of easy pie, and the cleanup was much faster than the previous book. I was just busy with real stuff (and what little time I had spent on silly things), couple frustrating nights where I wanted to dive in and finish, just couldn't. And a lot of it I was just goofing around...

Quad-Post Madness!

Two quick notes on two full-colour four page stories. First, Uglicus sent me a translation for Yui Haga's 'Petit Devil'. I could do this story in about half an hour, but these scans... Please, if you have some better scans of this gimmie. I've exhausted my usual research methods (pant.su, google, tineye) but you guys can help me out, yes? Shame to have her in this state. Edit: Don't go nuts with the searching or shit, but if you know where it's from or got better, let me know. Second, found some tank scans and a fourth page for that Toshiki Yui story. This is apparently the most popular page on the blog? Didn't set out to look for it, just dicking about on the internet. Also seems that whole tank has already been translated, but ah well. So I will re-edit that story (already almost done), and update these posts when it's done. Posted. ...four posts today? And no new content? Really?

We had nothing to do with this one, either time, check it out

Remember this cute little story takehiro did a few years back? Didja know there were three more chapters? 'Little Lover' by Aoyama Reo, translated by Hayama Kotono Yeah, I didn't know either. This story, so fuckin' cute. You want to read this. Guy's been enlisted to tutor his boss's daughter, they have sex in her room. Then on the beach. And in a library. And again in a hospital bed (there doesn't seem to be much reason for him to be admitted to a hospital other than to yet again get it on public, but whatever). Not much else going on, but that's not necessarily a bad thing, eh? There is some mild foot/stocking fetishism here, and a clear public sex theme. There's a lot of care put into the girl's clothes and she's never completely nude but I don't know if that's really fetish-y. Clothes are hot. No 'tan lines' tag. (lol) Hayamo's doing the rest of this tank, and there is already a nice cosplay-themed story arc finished. He and Yeller are trying hard to track down some Aoyama Reo doujins, two done so far, but they're father/daughter so no interest to me. Their blog though, maintained by Yeller, loads of great stuff there. Probably out-cutes this blog on average, mostly due to their grabbing up all the Inuboshi. Can't wait for those two more chapters of 'Light of Tsukimi Manor'. Oh, the suggested borderline prostitution! Another favourite apparently-in-progress story is Homing's 'Super Satisfaction Delivery', featuring quite explicit prostitution, but so romantic. Yes, their's has gotta be my favourite translation blog at the moment that isn't this one.

We (I) are completely incapable of this sort of work (no porno)

Love Mega Man? Love Railgun? You'll probably love this too and surely must have known about it before me. 'To Aru Pantsu no Railgun' by Werk I don't know this developer, or the world of Japanese doujin games, but I think I do know a little something about what kicks ass. Here is a fine little Mega Man-style game consisting of a series of boss fights with some familiar characters from a Certain Scientific Railgun. The story is much better than it really needs to be; a lovely tale of love between friends, love between sisters, love between lovers, love of panty theft. Yes, there are far two few game centred around panty theft; indeed, this is the first I've seen where your level of missing panties directly affects your mobility. How far we have come since the days of the NES! Not to mention the beautiful sprite work here. I am especially fond of Saten's 'groper stance'. I did have some issues with sluggish cutscenes, and having grown up on Mega Man the game was a breeze but Misaka's not-being-Mega-Man made the controls a bit of an adjustment. Biggest problem with the game is just that I want more of it. Megaupload (.iso), Mediafire (English patch, source unknown) These are just the files I found on the web. Windows only, far as I know. Had to mount that .iso, guessed my way through the Japanese installation, patched, on Windows7 I had to set it to XP compatibility mode and 'disable desktop composition'. No joystick/controller support (that I know of), but JoyToKey's a pretty handy program. I stole Uiharu's undies ♥

'We had nothing to do with this one' Returns

'Lovable' by Naoshi Onizuka, translated by grizzled vet Sayo (dude been translating since I was on dialup and in diapers that time I had that thing with my bladder four years back). This is, quite simply, the best-named tankobon I've ever read. It would be a good idea to point out some of the better chapters but all the chapters here have their own magic about them. Even the 'magical girl' chapter, sorta. Wonderful stuff, lovable. If you're at all into the loli you should have read this by now. There is though that one 'magical girl' chapter, the reason the book has been left unfinished for the past few months it seems. That chapter is not especially lovable, no. Rather gross tentacle rape, some cartoon violence, and 'cum inflation'. Still, it's done in a light-hearted humorous tone and I found myself liking it despite the total not-hawtness. Other than that it's all the usual sort of stuff. Maybe it's just me but there seemed to be a higher than average amount of the 'oh my god i can't believe i'm fucking a X year old Yth grader Yth graders in the Xth year of their life are so Z' but it's mostly just me not into that. And in one chapter alcohol plays a pivotal role but that was hilarious. There is a fair bit of Naoshi Onizuka translated, only a couple mild bummer chapters here and there, lots of magical love gold. But you guys know all this, right?

'I Wish I Met You at Night' by Araki Akira

Pretty straightforward story tonight. Girl is hanging out late because her mom is 'entertaining', runs into an old teacher and they decide to kill some time by having sex right there on the park bench they happen to be sitting on. There is a pretty weird element to this story; he was her kindergarten teacher. There are a couple flashbacks, and a few other kinders. No sex in these scenes. No. There is a kiss and some marriage proposals but I don't believe these are intended to be erotic. Edit: Perhaps I should also note it is implied she has learned about sex from watching her promiscuous mother, which normally I'd find crazy fuckin' hawt but the situation seems kinda awkward, so yeah. One line of dialogue relating to that, no big thing. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog So, looks like 'Anipyu!' has won the poll by a very healthy margin, though I will get to 'Tsundere-san' soon enough. 'Miyo and Jin' narrowly taking third, beating 'Other' by three votes...

'Advent of a Goddess' by Nozomi Isami

Oh, here's a fun one. Guy's casually browsing internet porn in class, finds out some interesting things about a girl posting naughty pics. Girl turns out to be pretty cool. Rather interesting story, no big warnings. It will speak to you (bottom left p64 in particulol). Do I not/should I tag internal shots? Have we had those before? There is one VagCam panel in there; I've seen some more... educational stuff lately and was thinking of that. One panel, here, no big deal. The scar barely comes up. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog Check out that poll top of the page there. Uglicus has translated a few in-demand stories, have a say in which I edit first. 'Anipyu!' You know this one, right? Taking an early lead, though I only have the next half chapter yet (full half-chapter). 'Miyu and Jin' With another familiar face, not so new a translation but I've been wanting to get to this one. I only have two months to finish this and the next 'Mizuho and Oniichan'. 'Tsundere-San' Mutli-chapter Nekogen loli story, I got one and one half chapters (another full half-chapter) now. Same two months to start that other not-loli Nekogen story too... Other. Leave a comment, let me know what you want first. Assloads of stuff translated, waiting for me to edit it. Got another Nozomi Isami near the top of that list (though I'm drawing from the bottom for now...). I also must point out some spectacular covers.

'Identical Pair' by Araki Akira

Chapter four of 'Yoru ni Aetara', this one kinda sucks. There's not much with the two of them, though it's still pretty good up to the last page. Timeless premise that's just starting to really pay off, and then the dude just fucks it up. Needs a second chapter where they kick his ass and yuri it up a bit. Oh well. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog

Hay guys, guess what?

Oh, just this:

'Infiltration! Comparison! Railgun!' by Wanton Land Kumiai, a certain Magical Index/Scientific Railgun doujin

It's finally here! Yeah! This is some very fine stuff, a Touma x Misaka-Imouto doujin with a couple levels of diabolicute in there. If you're unfamiliar with the source material, some of it may be kind of confusing. Think the only thing I'd have to point out ahead of time is that yeah, she is supposed to talk like that, Uglicus has not suffered any head trauma that I know of. Wouldn't bother with the loli tag if I didn't know how old she was supposed to be, biologically... One panel with pee. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog If you are unfamiliar with the source material, check it out. 'Index' was pretty alright, some horrible bits here and there (the worst involving our heroine : { ), mostly nonsensical. I fucking love 'Railgun', and I fucking hate anime btw. Oh my God, from the theme song, the villains (Eyebrow Chick!), the boss fights, to whatever the fuck this is (mild wardrobe spoiler). Hell yeah. I mean, it's still far from perfect. Again rather nonsensical, though pseudo-scientific nonsense instead of strait-up nonsense. Some brief scenes of pretty nasty violence against schoolgirls, though they're mostly patched up pretty quick and largely that much more badass for it (especially the non-superhuman girl in the first episode, fuck). The main villains are painfully obvious and hot; I was so sad when villainB turned out to be yes batshit crazy evil. *sigh* I still love villainA. Massive Final Ep Spoiler: Goddamn Birthday Blimp. : D Hands down, my favourite anime of this year of the two animes I watched this year. 'cause Avatar don't count. P.s: Added a search bar, which doesn't seem to work very well, and an Artist Cloud, which looks pretty cool (under all the tags stuffs). P.p.s: I missed yuo guyes.

'Melty Kiss' by Araki Akira

Chapter three of 'Yoru ni Aetara'! This one's much nicer than the last; the guy's still a bit of a dick (and a slob) but the girl's trying for the romance. I know it's a bit early for Valentine's day, but any time's the right time for chocolate and porn. Nothing out of the ordinary to warn you about here. She does complain a bit, but all's right in the end. Maybe that nasty-ass bristling ashtray on the first page... Megaporn (.cbz), Mediafire (.zip), Deadfrog .cbz again. Not many downloads last time, but what the hell. .cbz = renamed .zip, probably opens in your unzipping program if you tell it to, opens in comic reader by default. So that doujin's next. You know, I don't even know what characters are in there... or on the cover, I guess. I'm not even entirely sure if some of them count as different characters oh God I hope not I try not to think of that... Such existential quandaries probably don't come up in the doujin.

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Two posts today! Batch torrent link one post down.  'Gaman Dekinai!' by Haru Wamusato, translated by Ero-Otoko. Edit, Jan14th: Check this out too. This story's funny. It's also pretty hot; another of the boobie genre. Fine story all around, apart from some not-too-good scans... I bring it to your attention, though, for two reasons in particular: Ero-Otoko's spectacular warning page. I consider myself a cautionary connoisseur, and that is fine work. Our heroine's use of condoms. Now I must reassure you, she doesn't have sex with her son. Nope. There were a few moments of creepiness (and he calls her 'auntie') but there's no incest here. Just for laughs. Dude's pretty shota though, for real this time, and much moreso on one sexless page. That'd be so creepy if she were a guy. I don't initially recognize this artist, but checkin' stuff out brings up familiar titles 'Oh! Imoto' and 'Shinkon Shimai' which were pretty good too. Though I lost the last chapter or two of 'Shinkon Shimai'... will finish someday.

Buddding/curious translators and/or editors might also want to check out Ero-Otoko's bigger newer editing/translationing/decensoring guide. Very well done, some very good advice. And I've got to look up a few of those example pics sometime... Now, back to 'Gaman Dekinai!' with big story spoilers. Don't read this part until afterwards but I gotta go over this once more: -Husband? Condoms. -Banana? Condoms. -Shota? Who needs condoms? : D

Big Torrent (Update: Feb 1st)

So Uglicus has put together a big batch torrent containing everything we've done before July 12th. Great way to to get caught up, or perhaps make yourself feel big with a donation of seed. So check that out here maybe.
Edit: Ah yes, he will also be removing the older torrents eventually. I didn't think to mention because I never use torrents lol.

Also check out 'Morning Drink', great little story. And sorry Noise, for, y'know... (censorship lol)
Edit: I love that story.

'Hot Reply' by Koino Jou

And now for something completely different. 'Hot Reply', an 'Onee-chan'-type story; he's bedridden with some unnamed ailment, she's caring for him. Think you can guess how that turns out, there are a few little twists on how they get there. Hey I just made that same mask in Dragon Quest! Tagged 'shota', but it's barely at all. It is of that genre. Apart from the mentioned 'Nee-chan' thing, there's no big incest theme (that's a stupid rule of mine but I 'aint changin' it) Maybe there should be an 'Onee-chan' tag? There are a few stories could make use of it... maybe instead of 'shota', in this case? Also a few pages of something I'll leave as a surprise 'cause lol. Megaporn (.cbz), Mediafire (.zip), Deadfrog So megaporn files (with a mirror) now have a .cbz extention because ohfuckthisiscoolsincewhen? .cbz's just a renamed .zip that opens in a comic viewer by default. Rename to .zip, download from mediafire, or just open the .cbz file with whatever unzipping program you got if you want to extract.

'Medicine Please!' by Araki Akira

Tankobown! We doin' a tankabon! This bein' chapter two, we did the first chapter way back whenever. This story, honest, 'aint great. 'Tankobon' means 'compromise' I guess? Incontinence leading to sex again, though with some other stuff you might not like. By internet standards is still pretty carebear, but... Full synopsis warning. Girl's wetting the bed, goes to pharmacist for help. Pharmacist (who's a dick) gives her medicine that makes her feel 'giddy'; though she's not knocked out or loopier than most sober hentai heroines. Then, with the noble goal of curing the bed wetting, Pharmacist Dick begins a dick-medicine regimen. She doesn't protest, more than usual anyhow, seems mostly embarrassed by the whole thing. As should we all. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog

'Anipyu!5' by Tanaka Ex! (omgwtfupdate)

Fifth (!) and final ( : | ) a chapter! Unexpected but not unpleasant turn to adventure in this chapter, very sympathetic read for those of us enjoying our most recent heat wave. There are far less dignified ways to keep cool if you don't count the 'incest' thing. I didn't stress this before, but the loli/shota tags are pretty borderline... Our protagonists get up to some dastardly break and enter this chapter. A brief bit of violence (lawl), don't think anyone will mind. Chapter 5: Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog Here too, have some completeness five chapters. I went through the previous chapters, mostly changing some fonts for consistency and fiddling with the contrast on the first two chapters. One chapter's files were named different previously, that could cause issues depending on stuff . I'd go with this one. All some Chapters: Megaporn, OMGWTF: Tanaka X has made a fool of me once again. Any thoughts, Uglicus?

'Graduating' by Ueda Yuu

Here's a cute story. Well, they're always cute... but this one's small and colourful. Student/teacher story about a girl making a big step in life and also graduating from school. A school, I don't know what kind... And awfuck she's got some cute glasses! They magnifyin' her natural cuteness! I didn't |Grade X| this story exactly, but that was done so on my behalf so I'm sorry. I didn't ask Uglicus to do it, but if he didn't I probably would have... There is a brief mention of blood, but I don't see anything. Hymen tag anyway, suppose that counts. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog (6MB .jpgs) Megaporn (22MB .pngs) Anipyu!5 coming soon! Hoped to start in on it tonight, but time has his way of fuckin' me up. This week looks to be less busy; shit, I hope I have that ready before next Sunday...

'Anipyu!4' by Tanaka Ex

Fourth chapter! More sex, terrible TV, blatant pr*duct pl*cement, and a very fine title page. Very fine indeed... Peeked ahead to the last chapter, it involves some good ol' swimsuit sex. Next time I'll include the tankobon cover and a few sketches featuring Mina here which I should have had in the first chapter I guess but completely forgot... Batch download, too, of the complete story. Really, really hope I get that done sooner than later. This chapter did seem faster, though there was less time to work on it... Next up, though, is the Ueda Yuu story. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog

'Anipyu!3' by Tanaka Ex

Hoo. Chapter three. Some people say they like the anticipation of a thing more than the thing itself. Those people are wrong as hell, but there is value in a slow buildup. And then you thing itself aw yeah. This is my favourite chapter yet, sorry it took so long. Had I remembered how little there was left to do, I'd have finished yesterday. Instead I spent my little editin' time picking out some new fonts and playing Dragon Quest. And porn... I think, though, that it benefits from the little extra time I was able to give it today. Unless I did something horrible I've yet to notice... Content's same as the previous chapters, except that issue comes up. A bit, lawl. Oh yeah, and then they fuck. Or do they? Yeah, they do. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog

'Right in the Middle of a Feast' by Shiwasu no Okina (New Edit) Further Thievery Update!

So, right in the middle of 'Anipyu!' let's have a look at 'Right in the Middle of a Feast'. If you've read this before, you're going to want to read it again. If you haven't read it yet... well... Uglicus had nothing to do with this one bwahaha I don't need him anymore, Brolen translated and edited it a while back when there was only the horrible magazine scans available. I found the tankobon a few months ago, and swore to one day right this wrong. Somewhat; they're still less than perfect, but a massive improvement. I'll post a comparison shot after the jump. So, story seems to be about the Rock Paper Scissors Grand Champion of All Time and a few lovely lady friends. Characters are from the book 'Enn' (I guess that translates to 'Feast'?), which has not been translated nor have I found a scan of this 'new version'... Loli/shota tags are very debatable here, don't believe anyone will mind. Certainly no one following this blog. Not much yuri. Lots of orgy, which is small but very respectable. Important Edit:  Someone else did it. : | Uncensored it, too. Plans to do the whole book, and has already done the next chapter. The timing man, wow... H9Eleven quite sanely decided to lift the text directly from Brolen's version, somewhat messy text is no doubt worth the time it saved him. Believe me I know. So now I have stolen his uncensorings and added them to my own work. Not a damn thing he can do about it, bwahahaha (unless you do have a problem with that, lemmie know). That second last page? With the two girls? It's nothing fancy, but I'm proud of that one. Megaporn, Mediafire Reasonable .jpgs (7.5MB) Megaporn Bigass .pngs (32.5MB) (forgot to re-upload these, internet's still shitty)

'Anipyu!2' by Tanaka Ex

Hooray, chapter two at long last!
So I think I can see where this story's going at this point, call it a hunch... Here we see the characters wrestling with the awkward events of last chapter for about two pages before deciding to do some more.

Still no intercourse. Though they touch each other in this one, and do a little something else towards the end...

Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog

By the way, some of you may have read a much earlier version of this story. You will want to check out our chapter one below, there seems to have been significant changes made for the collection.
Sorry again, Olddog, wherever you are... can't fault when enthusiasm outpaces ability.

'Anipyu!1' by Tanaka Ex

So begins the epic of the older brother's ejaculation. I'm really not certain what this story's about yet, having only read this chapter. About all I can tell you is she sets off to find some ice cream, but winds up exploring her sleeping brother's dick. This story passes my 'Plausible Deniability Incest Test', squeaks by. They don't make a big deal of it yet, but I think that issue's going to come up around chapter three. No intercourse yet. There's plenty of masturbation, a bit of education, and lots of ejaculation, but nothing gets inserted anywhere. Yet. Four chapters to go... Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog By the way, today I am a proud new papa. Check out this pic:

'BukaBuka' by Araki Akira

This one goes out to all the coveralls overalls fetishists out there. Your persistence pays off today! Nice little story about a date to pick out some tableware, naturally leading to department store sex. Content's pretty straightforward, I don't think anyone could take offence. Y'know, aside from the usual big one... The guy's kinda of dick. More teasing than sadistic, he gets a spectacular line in there one page. I love it, I dunno. Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog. Don't look so close at the tops of the pages. I redrew (well, had the gimp do it for me) one to four/five lines of pixels at the top of each page. I don't know if I should have, but it must be preferable to cropping/rotating/just leaving those streaks there... Also looking for input on my placing of separate sentences in bubbles, two iffy examples right there in the sample page. Uglicus said he likes it, but I think I've gone a bit far in this one...

'Mizuho and Oniichan' by Daibokki Hana

Oh man. I love this one. It's a fairly simple story, but extremely fuckin' cute. There's really only one dramatic moment in there, I am a fan. No incest tag. He's her 'onii-chan', and Uglicus figures they're related, but there's nothing definitive. Now, the newest tags, I guess one could freak some people out. Maybe. It's not so big a deal as I make it out to be, because I think it's just awesome, but she's talking on the phone to her mom for a few pages. Oh man, I don't even think that's supposed to be sexy, but I don't care. ♥ I'm so tagging that, heads up for spoilers (and stupid, misleading tags). My reaction is far more disturbing, if anything, and I apologize. I am exaggerating it a wee bit... Megaporn, Mediafire Edit: Startling 'Piercing With My Sister' update, courtesy Daremo! Daremo said... 'The optic nerve thing is an urban legend in Japan. Supposedly, a girl was piercing her ear by herself(presumably the top part) and somehow managed to nail herself in the side of the head pretty good. A little while late, she notices a thread like thing on the side of her head, and yanks on it, and goes blind. It was her optic nerve. You have to ignore quite a bit about anatomy to believe that one.' Golly, that's a weird one. And rather implausible. I do hope she's feeling better... I will have to update that file tomorrow, it is so fucking late right now... I love you, Daremo. Fuck it's hot, I could really go for some ice cream myself... 'Ver.B' after the jump. You can skip down to the pic, all the rest is paranoia and embarrassing family stories.

We had nothing to do with this one, check it out deux:

I don't know how regular a 'feature' this will be, I'm reading far too little dirty mangoes these days due to all the editing. This one, and another I'm thinking of, I read years ago but I find myself coming back to them instead of the new stuff. I suck.

'Witchcraft' by Yamatogawa, YQII there can handle the crediting. I love this story. Kinda weird, bit of an adventure. Don't want to give too much away, but I suppose you could assume it involves witchcraft of some kind. Great characters. There's Kagami Kyoko, the cool fortune-teller. Her rival Saionji Sara (Sara Saionji? I dunno lol) who's got 'really pretty eyes'. Then there's Miki Megumi, idol schoolgirl with an inexplicable crush on the protagonist that's quite explicable. Less important's the guy, who's a bit of your typical 'mobile harem generator', and the villain who is not very appealing after her first appearance (that's a double entendre but not a hot one). There's stuff in there I'm really not a fan of, but the awesome completely overpowers it. There's a lot of rape in there, sometimes with neither party's consent. It's not unpleasant, they're enjoying themselves. There's even an apparent attempted murder-by-hypno-rape, but that's of questionable plausibility and intent. She gets in in the end, and I mean that in the best/filthiest/light-heartedest way possible. When the loli showed up, I knew she was growing a dick at some point. First page she's on, I knew. Then she's parading around with her clit-dick flopping about for several chapters; reading the story as it first came out this went on for months. Eventually, the day is saved with the power of love/telepathic one-man orgy, so that's a pretty good ending yeah.

Quick input? Edit: Quick update (from noob editor).

Update here since this dumb post's still got the top of the page.
All pages readied for text, took a bit long. More due to goofins off than mad image doctorin'.
Looks like the 'blurred' image (I'm gonna call it 'filtered' from now on, sounds less retarded though more deceptive?) has lost it's brief favour. Should be noted these examples are extremes, done on an empty stomach, the pages I got ready now are only half as severe. I'm still leaning towards the 'filtered' pics, seem to be doing more good than harm, anyway.

I wonder who's on the phone? Don't spoil it on me Uglicus, I still haven't started reading. I hope it's her mom, I'm freaky/creepy like that...

Well, off to start in on a Certain Anime Spinoff.

'Piercing With My Sister' by Kanou Soukyuu, Vital Update!

Another chapter of Ane Sweet! Sweet indeed. Fans of the previous chapters (see one and see two) know what to expect from this one; unbearably cute stories stories about girls with unbearable cute problems solved by having sex with their younger brothers. This time up, the girl has freaky huge earlobes apparently, and wrestles with the decision correct them. With piercing. With a home kit. Man, the stuff you women have to put up with, I didn't even know that was a thing. Again, she's having sex with her younger brother. They don't make a big deal of this (I can't recall if anyone really mentions it at all). There's one page where she protests a bit but I won't bother tagging that. You know. And then at the end there's talk of a possible knocking up though they're probably fine, right? I guess I will tag that I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. And a finger up a bum. Megaporn, Mediafire Edit: Megaporn and mediafire links updated with that urban legend you can just read in the comments below.

My computer... I dunno, I dunno. I thought it was a goner a few times there today. If I know my tech stuff I don't, no I'd say it probably plans to milk this for about another year. Little does it know, I have other plans...

'I Gotta Go' by Ueda Yuh

This isn't a pee fetish story. Pee is the driving force behind the story, pee is the catalyst, but there's only a couple pages of pee in there. Mostly not during the, uh, sex. Mostly. The girl's rather young... immature. It's her behavior sets her apart from the usual sexed-up superslut lolis at first anyway. Seems a bit in the dark about the whole dick goes in the pussy thing. It's a cute story, you only have to be a wee bit more perverted than me to be into it. Dick goes in the hand into it, I mean. They gots some shiny heads. I like that. Megaporn, Mediafire Damnit, I forgot the source again. Chapter six of 'Kachin Kochin Koakuma' the tankobon I myself found. Where the artist's name is spelled 'Yuh'... Also, last release, I had about three titles going because I never thought to check what title Uglicus decided on, was lazy, and just focused on not spelling 'neighbour' with a 'u'.

You guys have played Cave Story, right?

So Uglicus has been trying to get me to watch some Japanese cartoon, and I'm two episodes in

I know that's not so uncommon a thing, but it got me thinking of a game where the ultimate goal is to kill Jesus. Obviously there is more to it than that, and it's not some teen-angsty bullshit thing, but you do end the game by shooting him in the eye a whole bunch. That's the kind of shooting people in the eye I can get behind.

This game happens to be the best game ever.

'Horny Neighbor' by Hidiri Rei

Oh my God. It is done. Chapter two, with the two... it's great. Get it. Busted my ass here. Not so much as last chapter, I've gotten better. And most of the work I did months ago. The worst of the artefacts are gone. I know I said I would decensor it, but no. Gave up halfway through the second page. Pitty me I don't owe you poepl anythings! The new girl, she's loli. But barely. She's got a healthy set of boobs and EYEBROWS... Though really, if you're still watching this site and you're not into loli... sincerest apologies. Chapter two: Megaporn, Mediafire Complete story too, for our patient or later readers. Here I went back to the first chapter to save as not-so-much-bigger .pngs, and ended up tweaking a few things. Mostly those weird 'streaks'. Threw in Oliver's decensorings... fuck, if only all editing was as joyful as pasting in someone else's work wtf all of this is other people's work? If you haven't read the first yet get this one, it's a tiny bit better. Both chapters: Megaporn, Mediafire

Aauuuh... some more neurotic ramblings to follow, not as bad as last time but you still shouldn't bother.

'Best Friends' by Nekogen

A lovely story about some lovely ladies. One shy, one very outgoing, and they do stuff. It's a bit of an emotional roller coaster, this one, though everyone gets off fine in the end. Do they ever. If you're expecting an entirely  yuri  story, you're in for a disappointment, sorry. If, like me, you like your  yuri  with a side of penis, you're in for a penisy penisy treat. I don't mean futa, that's gay.  Sleep tag is misleading and incidental but what the hell? Tags are spoilers all around, of course they always are. So is all this blacked out text, in a way, but blacked out text is fun! By the way, tan lines. I made a .png copy, and thanks to my recent discovery of indexeding (I dunno wtf lol) it was only two megs bigger than the .jpgs, so that's what you've got here. A mere two megs for a barely noticeable improvement in quality's a fair trade off, right? If anyone has a technical problem with .pngs or shit, let me know. IrfanView's great for batch converting too, if you don't want to wait for me to upload a new thing. Megaporn, Mediafire

P.S: Uglicus just sent me some more Nekogen translation, first two three chapters of 'Onee-chan no Koko'.

Re: De-censoring. Help? Input? *ahem*,

any of our fine readers have a vagina?*

Or, y'know, artistic ability? I can't draw for shit, I am mostly editing this stuff pixel-by-pixel, almost for reals... Dicks are easy. Some of them look a bit too splotchy, but I think I can live with that. But ladyparts? Ladyparts are hard.
Even artistic ability and familiarity with the equipment isn't enough, you have to decipher what was under there, and how the artist had drawn it. One frame has me just stumped. It stopped me dead last night, I tried picking up tonight but could make no more progress. It would be great if someones could take a look? In the strictest sense, those pages are a spoiler; but all it would give away is that this isn't a completely  yuri  story and the eventual tags will spoil that anyway...

*awgeez, many apologies if that comes off as insensitive or even misogynist. It was the first best solution to pop into mind, and  I have to go with what gives me the giggles.