'I Gotta Go' by Ueda Yuh

This isn't a pee fetish story. Pee is the driving force behind the story, pee is the catalyst, but there's only a couple pages of pee in there. Mostly not during the, uh, sex. Mostly. The girl's rather young... immature. It's her behavior sets her apart from the usual sexed-up superslut lolis at first anyway. Seems a bit in the dark about the whole dick goes in the pussy thing. It's a cute story, you only have to be a wee bit more perverted than me to be into it. Dick goes in the hand into it, I mean. They gots some shiny heads. I like that. Megaporn, Mediafire Damnit, I forgot the source again. Chapter six of 'Kachin Kochin Koakuma' the tankobon I myself found. Where the artist's name is spelled 'Yuh'... Also, last release, I had about three titles going because I never thought to check what title Uglicus decided on, was lazy, and just focused on not spelling 'neighbour' with a 'u'.

You guys have played Cave Story, right?

So Uglicus has been trying to get me to watch some Japanese cartoon, and I'm two episodes in

I know that's not so uncommon a thing, but it got me thinking of a game where the ultimate goal is to kill Jesus. Obviously there is more to it than that, and it's not some teen-angsty bullshit thing, but you do end the game by shooting him in the eye a whole bunch. That's the kind of shooting people in the eye I can get behind.

This game happens to be the best game ever.

'Horny Neighbor' by Hidiri Rei

Oh my God. It is done. Chapter two, with the two... it's great. Get it. Busted my ass here. Not so much as last chapter, I've gotten better. And most of the work I did months ago. The worst of the artefacts are gone. I know I said I would decensor it, but no. Gave up halfway through the second page. Pitty me I don't owe you poepl anythings! The new girl, she's loli. But barely. She's got a healthy set of boobs and EYEBROWS... Though really, if you're still watching this site and you're not into loli... sincerest apologies. Chapter two: Megaporn, Mediafire Complete story too, for our patient or later readers. Here I went back to the first chapter to save as not-so-much-bigger .pngs, and ended up tweaking a few things. Mostly those weird 'streaks'. Threw in Oliver's decensorings... fuck, if only all editing was as joyful as pasting in someone else's work wtf all of this is other people's work? If you haven't read the first yet get this one, it's a tiny bit better. Both chapters: Megaporn, Mediafire

Aauuuh... some more neurotic ramblings to follow, not as bad as last time but you still shouldn't bother.

'Best Friends' by Nekogen

A lovely story about some lovely ladies. One shy, one very outgoing, and they do stuff. It's a bit of an emotional roller coaster, this one, though everyone gets off fine in the end. Do they ever. If you're expecting an entirely  yuri  story, you're in for a disappointment, sorry. If, like me, you like your  yuri  with a side of penis, you're in for a penisy penisy treat. I don't mean futa, that's gay.  Sleep tag is misleading and incidental but what the hell? Tags are spoilers all around, of course they always are. So is all this blacked out text, in a way, but blacked out text is fun! By the way, tan lines. I made a .png copy, and thanks to my recent discovery of indexeding (I dunno wtf lol) it was only two megs bigger than the .jpgs, so that's what you've got here. A mere two megs for a barely noticeable improvement in quality's a fair trade off, right? If anyone has a technical problem with .pngs or shit, let me know. IrfanView's great for batch converting too, if you don't want to wait for me to upload a new thing. Megaporn, Mediafire

P.S: Uglicus just sent me some more Nekogen translation, first two three chapters of 'Onee-chan no Koko'.

Re: De-censoring. Help? Input? *ahem*,

any of our fine readers have a vagina?*

Or, y'know, artistic ability? I can't draw for shit, I am mostly editing this stuff pixel-by-pixel, almost for reals... Dicks are easy. Some of them look a bit too splotchy, but I think I can live with that. But ladyparts? Ladyparts are hard.
Even artistic ability and familiarity with the equipment isn't enough, you have to decipher what was under there, and how the artist had drawn it. One frame has me just stumped. It stopped me dead last night, I tried picking up tonight but could make no more progress. It would be great if someones could take a look? In the strictest sense, those pages are a spoiler; but all it would give away is that this isn't a completely  yuri  story and the eventual tags will spoil that anyway...

*awgeez, many apologies if that comes off as insensitive or even misogynist. It was the first best solution to pop into mind, and  I have to go with what gives me the giggles.

'I Wanna Be Smaller' by Araki Akira

Surprise! The Nekogen story was taking so fucking long, I had to put it off longer to get something new to post. It can't really be considered a 'break' from 'Best Friends', as I've put in more work on this than that at this point. Even decensored iiiiit. Story's about a girl with big gravity defying pigtails boobs and her struggles with that. Araki Akira (I can never decide on one name to refer to the artists by) draws some nice boobs, shame they're not more common... Should I add a 'pregnancy talk' tag or something? Huge difference between dirty talk and someone actually getting knocked up... should I maybe not even mention it at all? I always just try to ignore it. Megaporn, Mediafire

So, who's hyped for E3? I remember for years (before internets) I'd be going nuts with anticipation, watching the fucking mailbox for magazines to arrive a month later and tell me all about it. If I was lucky, maybe I would find a black and white photo of a new console on the electronics page of the newspaper. Now I can watch the major press events live, and it's just not so mystical and important any more. What was it, '08 ('07?) they even decided the theme of the year should be 'suck'.
This year, though... I'm kinda giddy. Don't know why it is exactly, but crazy-ass speculative pic after the jump (possible potential press conference spoilers?)

'Census' by Satsuki Itsuka (Fix'ed Missing Page!)

From Comic Masyo December '09 This comic sees our protagonists gathering important statistics, and being very thorough about it. Absolute professionals here. We have some funny stories on this site, but this is the first one that's had me actually laughing out loud in multiple instances. Every time I've 'lol'ed previously has been ironic. Hope I'm not overselling it here, just stating facts. Some of it's kind of gross, see tags. And maybe wikipedia. I've seen far worse examples of each, it's not so bad. Even the fat guy's drawn kind of cutesy, and he keeps his shirt on. There wasn't much visible smegma, and you can't smell through the computer. There is one line of pregnancy dirty-talk, I won't tag that (did I tag it for GIRLzH(2)?). They totally rape that guy, though. Megaporn, Mediafire Neurotic rambling after the jump, you don't have to read that. (gonna throw the frantic rambling in there too, uglied up the page long enough).