Showing posts with label it hurts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label it hurts. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

'More Than Lovers, Less Than Siblings' by Nekogen


New story! And it's a good one! Misleading thumbnail! Editing thanks to MelancholyofAnon!
Here our hero finds himself living with none other than his high school crush, sounds pretty great, eh? Only problem is she's married to his father. Woe! Despair and woe. Still, someone's gotta get laid.

This story is a bit more  loli  than it may look at first, and much less incest/adultery than you may have been lead to believe. In fact there is none of that at all so be sure to check it out if that's not your thing. Very good stuff indeed.

Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog

 Another new story tomorrow I hear. Thoughts on the future after jump.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

'Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White' by Higashiyama Show


It's finally here! With super-special thanks to deutschen Übersetzer Tsaryu, der Chiki Yuetsu, the super-awesome 'Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White'! It's got action! Suspense! Romance! Butt cum! Check her out there, you know she's up to something sneaky and you just gotta find out what.

Latter half of this story is exceptionally butt-focused.
There is a clear element of infidelity, but mutual? How does that work... Unanimous satisfaction in the end.
The  yuri  is brief, but powerful. I was moved.
Un-censored, since it was barely there anyway. Never more than one transparent bar to any single page.

Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog

So wtf took so long? All the usual distractions, plus a couple new and interesting ones (not interesting to read about). Read more for a bit of rambling about that, but I don't recommend it.
If you agree that I take too damn long, check out the post below.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

We had nothing to do with this one, totally not stalling for time


'Hight? X Hight' by Kamino Ryu-Ya, translated by Rande who doesn't have a website, and usually translates foota stuff anyway I guess?

Uglicus introduced me to Kamino Ryu-Ya a few weeks back, and aw man, she's pretty awesome (and pretty cute, yeah it matters maybe).
This tank, the only one completely translated that I'm aware of, is loaded with cute kinky mostly romantic stories of drunken neighbours, blackmailing teachers, ex-girlfriends, and girlfriends' girlfriends who want a show. Two stories of unrequited love on the other side of the wall; one a generous three chapters, another (sadly single chapter) featuring psychically linked twins. Yes, automatic threesome. That one's my favourite, I think.

Them boobies. Oh wow. Their eyes, of course, melt your heart but if them boobies do nothing for you lolicoms there's no hope for yeh.

There weren't any chapters I didn't like. There is the incest, yeah... Some stuff doesn't look as consensual as it turns out it is. Devout monogamists may take issue with one or two chapters, though it's even less of an issue here than last time.

Megaporn (don't know where I got it).

After you enjoy the fuck out of 'Hight? X Hight', keep an eye out for 'Mosaic Sanshimai'. This one looks to be one of my all-time favourites. There are two guys now translating it or something (I haven't finished the first guy's stuff yet), and the magazine scans they started with are pretty bad... I'm trying to wait for a re-edit. Trying.

Did mention I'm a fan of lady pornographers, right? Yeah? I don't know if that's sexist or just teh opposeht, I don't care. ♥

Speakin' of bad scans, and project status updates after the jump.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

'Christmas with my Sister' by Nekogen (no loli)


(you totally can't tell what that is to the left, can you?)
Second Christmassy story today is probably the least Christmassy of 'em all, but still pretty damn good.
The girl has a date with a 'good man' from work, the guy has a date with some rented DVDs. Wonder how that's going to work out...

Now this Nekogen story is like 90% not-loli (girl is still profoundly cute). I've seen some people complain about his not-loli work; you devout lolicoms will read this one and you will love it. Got me?
Kinda funny then this story is the first one I've tagged with 'hymen' in a while...
As a figurative stocking stuffer, completely uncensored. Pretty good job of it, I think, most pages. Notable exceptions (see totally SFW pic). And I only did it because the censors were so mild to begin with...

Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog

More chapters of this one to follow as well, may get to that other, loli Nekogen story first.

'Mizuho and Oniichan II' by Daibokki Hana



First up today we got the long-awaited return of Mizuho! She an 'onnichan' are having a little Christmas party with a couple who's story I haven't edited yet. Then they take their leave and have another little party just the two of them.
White Christmases are special, but the most important White Christmas is the White Christmas inside of you.

I can't think of tags at all for this one, but 'loli'.
Christmas tag?

Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog

I will get to Miyu next year.

Edit: Dude, I fucked up her broach...
 

Thursday, December 16, 2010

We had nothing to do with this one, check it out part WTFURRY!?


'Animal Ear Hot Springs' by LEE, translations and re-edit by Yoroshii/chapters 1-6 translated by Sayo, as commissioned by Intrepid Giraffe Project

I don't like animals ears. Don't like furry tails. The girls are drawn a bit too loli for my taste. But oh, I love this story.
Guy goes to a random hot spring on his vacation, runs into some very friendly girls who turn out to be a fox and a tanuki (spoilered in case you haven't read the title or looked at any pages besides the very first). The plot is pretty silly, and so very goddamn cute.
Now, if you're not familiar with LEE, these girls do look rather young (despite Miku's best efforts). Don't believe they're intended to be younger than the average loli, it's more just that art style. Not to mention so very goddamn cute, they totally win me over. And then chapter five comes along...
Besides that, there's just the whole 'they're actually animals' thing but they're only drawn like that on the inside flap, two panels. And I guess there's a lot of attention paid to their ears, and tails... I remember one tailjob, at least.
The second story, of two chapters, has probably the least-loli girl I've seen LEE draw. There's still a kinda big catch, as it seems she's, well... She does seem pretty upbeat regarding the predicament. So that's, uh, yeah...
There's a few one-shots after that. More 'kemomimi', infectious this time (I am immune). Intruding on a neighbour and teddy-face humping (yes). Then a re-edit of 'Adult Kiss', which is about kissing, and sees the background loli-mama getting just a little bit of action (see left).

Great tank, all things considered, I think. Not much my kind of thing but I loved it.

P.s: Looks like I'll have a little something done in time for Christmas, which I guess I really should be working on right now...

Saturday, November 6, 2010

'We had nothing to do with this one' Returns


'Lovable' by Naoshi Onizuka, translated by grizzled vet Sayo (dude been translating since I was on dialup and in diapers that time I had that thing with my bladder four years back).

This is, quite simply, the best-named tankobon I've ever read.
It would be a good idea to point out some of the better chapters but all the chapters here have their own magic about them. Even the 'magical girl' chapter, sorta. Wonderful stuff, lovable. If you're at all into the loli you should have read this by now.

There is though that one 'magical girl' chapter, the reason the book has been left unfinished for the past few months it seems. That chapter is not especially lovable, no. Rather gross tentacle rape, some cartoon violence, and 'cum inflation'. Still, it's done in a light-hearted humorous tone and I found myself liking it despite the total not-hawtness.
Other than that it's all the usual sort of stuff. Maybe it's just me but there seemed to be a higher than average amount of the 'oh my god i can't believe i'm fucking a X year old Yth grader Yth graders in the Xth year of their life are so Z' but it's mostly just me not into that.
And in one chapter alcohol plays a pivotal role but that was hilarious.

There is a fair bit of Naoshi Onizuka translated, only a couple mild bummer chapters here and there, lots of magical love gold. But you guys know all this, right?

Saturday, September 18, 2010

'Melty Kiss' by Araki Akira


Chapter three of 'Yoru ni Aetara'!
This one's much nicer than the last; the guy's still a bit of a dick (and a slob) but the girl's trying for the romance. I know it's a bit early for Valentine's day, but any time's the right time for chocolate and porn.

Nothing out of the ordinary to warn you about here. She does complain a bit, but all's right in the end. Maybe that nasty-ass bristling ashtray on the first page...

Megaporn (.cbz), Mediafire (.zip), Deadfrog
.cbz again. Not many downloads last time, but what the hell. .cbz = renamed .zip, probably opens in your unzipping program if you tell it to, opens in comic reader by default.

So that doujin's next. You know, I don't even know what characters are in there... or on the cover, I guess. I'm not even entirely sure if some of them count as different characters oh God I hope not I try not to think of that... Such existential quandaries probably don't come up in the doujin.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

'Anipyu!5' by Tanaka Ex! (omgwtfupdate)


Fifth (!) and final ( : | ) a chapter!
Unexpected but not unpleasant turn to adventure in this chapter, very sympathetic read for those of us enjoying our most recent heat wave. There are far less dignified ways to keep cool if you don't count the 'incest' thing.

I didn't stress this before, but the loli/shota tags are pretty borderline...
Our protagonists get up to some dastardly break and enter this chapter. A brief bit of violence (lawl), don't think anyone will mind.

Chapter 5: Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog

Here too, have some completeness five chapters. I went through the previous chapters, mostly changing some fonts for consistency and fiddling with the contrast on the first two chapters. One chapter's files were named different previously, that could cause issues depending on stuff . I'd go with this one.

All some Chapters: Megaporn,

OMGWTF: Tanaka X has made a fool of me once again. Any thoughts, Uglicus?

Sunday, August 8, 2010

'Anipyu!3' by Tanaka Ex

Hoo. Chapter three.
Some people say they like the anticipation of a thing more than the thing itself. Those people are wrong as hell, but there is value in a slow buildup. And then you thing itself aw yeah.

This is my favourite chapter yet, sorry it took so long. Had I remembered how little there was left to do, I'd have finished yesterday. Instead I spent my little editin' time picking out some new fonts and playing Dragon Quest. And porn...
I think, though, that it benefits from the little extra time I was able to give it today. Unless I did something horrible I've yet to notice...

Content's same as the previous chapters, except that issue comes up. A bit, lawl. Oh yeah, and then they fuck. Or do they? Yeah, they do.

Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog

Friday, July 2, 2010

'Piercing With My Sister' by Kanou Soukyuu, Vital Update!


Another chapter of Ane Sweet! Sweet indeed. Fans of the previous chapters (see one and see two) know what to expect from this one; unbearably cute stories stories about girls with unbearable cute problems solved by having sex with their younger brothers. This time up, the girl has freaky huge earlobes apparently, and wrestles with the decision correct them. With piercing. With a home kit. Man, the stuff you women have to put up with, I didn't even know that was a thing.

Again, she's having sex with her younger brother. They don't make a big deal of this (I can't recall if anyone really mentions it at all). There's one page where she protests a bit but I won't bother tagging that. You know. And then at the end there's talk of a possible knocking up though they're probably fine, right? I guess I will tag that I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. And a finger up a bum.

Megaporn, Mediafire

Edit: Megaporn and mediafire links updated with that urban legend you can just read in the comments below.

My computer... I dunno, I dunno. I thought it was a goner a few times there today. If I know my tech stuff I don't, no I'd say it probably plans to milk this for about another year. Little does it know, I have other plans...

Sunday, June 27, 2010

'Horny Neighbor' by Hidiri Rei

Oh my God. It is done.

Chapter two, with the two... it's great. Get it.

Busted my ass here. Not so much as last chapter, I've gotten better. And most of the work I did months ago. The worst of the artefacts are gone.
I know I said I would decensor it, but no. Gave up halfway through the second page. Pitty me I don't owe you poepl anythings!
The new girl, she's loli. But barely. She's got a healthy set of boobs and EYEBROWS... Though really, if you're still watching this site and you're not into loli... sincerest apologies.

Chapter two: Megaporn, Mediafire

Complete story too, for our patient or later readers. Here I went back to the first chapter to save as not-so-much-bigger .pngs, and ended up tweaking a few things. Mostly those weird 'streaks'. Threw in Oliver's decensorings... fuck, if only all editing was as joyful as pasting in someone else's work wtf all of this is other people's work? If you haven't read the first yet get this one, it's a tiny bit better.

Both chapters: Megaporn, Mediafire


Aauuuh... some more neurotic ramblings to follow, not as bad as last time but you still shouldn't bother.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

We had nothing to do with this one, check it out:

'Camii Dock' by Shiwasu no Okina, translated by Aceonetwo. Commissioned by, I'm just noticing, Oliver who stopped by recently.

Don't want to spoil the story, but there are a few kinda warnings. Mild content spoilers: The guy's a bit of an asshole. Some of it's kind of rough, and there's a bit of blood. One droplet, one panel. I think it's a play (example?) on that 'aroused nosebleed' thing. And then next panel's so fucking cute. Try not to read the tags, too. The 'hymen' tag has a whole new meaning here. And this is the stuff I'd hoped to use the 'cheat' tag for.


Now for extreme plot spoilers: Am I wrong here? I love the nurse chick, but I'm also totally man-crushing on the guy. I don't go for that kind of thing at all, but if he wanted he probably could. He's just such a fucking softie. An asshole-softie. He's letting her save herself for marriage, for fuck's sake!
I love this story!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

'A Most Potent Nutrient' by Isorashi

Something new from Dreamofashore! He went overboard with this one, meticulously decenensoring pixel by pixel over five months. For serious.

Hmm. This one's pretty cute, kinda funny, but the ending... I don't want to spoil it, but two of those tags (the tags will spoil it, by the way) don't really belong together. Not at all. Don't they sell condoms in Japan, fuck... It's nothing too bad, just when it gets into, uh, multiple generations it becomes a problem.


Added some new tags. 'Pee', with the money shot. I cannot believe we haven't seen that one yet. Did I miss it? Those particular pages have fluids of all sorts flying about in defiance of all physical laws, pretty easy mistake. 'It hurts', it's her first time, is all. And 'impreg' at the very end there. Well, I guess the actual impregnation happens earlier, or maybe somewhere in between. It doesn't really matter but blacked out text is fun lol. The 'anal' and 'boobs' tags are just a two page fantasy, so don't get your hopes up for that,

Would a 'loli-mama' tag be misleading? They never get any, but damn.

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