Showing posts with label professional. Show all posts
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Sunday, June 12, 2011

We had nothing to do with this one Lucky Fourteenth



'Marshmallow Fiancée' by Equal, translated by Yoroshii

Man, I love this one.
First half of the tank is the titular story, and it is just cute as fuck.  Young but generously endowed girl wants to marry older guy, but he wants to wait until she graduates and doesn't want to have premaritals (or doesn't he?)
So she kinda has sex with a bunch of guys. For his benefit though, mostly. And she is unquestionably loyal and loving to him throughout. Happy stuff, kinda awkward. So fucking cute.

Other chapters are good stuff, too. Public sex, teacher sex, lucky sex.
One chapter is incredibly dirty; where the girl is having sex in front of her younger sister as she draws them for her homework. Yeah. Most of the tank's girls are only remotely loli, though the little sister here is quite little she's mostly a spectator.
The setup to the second-last chapter is pretty sad, and though the end wasn't quite as... explicitly happy as I'd hoped it's alright. That whole premise may make some uncomfortable. All I got to say is he damn well better pay for her high schooling.
Then for a grand finale we get some lolier Aiko!


Another awesome story Yoroshii did recently is LEE's 'Small Satan Lewdness', shame it's only two chapters. But oh, them two chapters!
Step siblings in love who can only get alone time at school, where he is also her teacher. And then some yuri happens. Girls are taller than LEE usually draws them, which I liked. 

Then today he posted a Naoshi Onizuka, which I haven't read yet but Naoshi Onizuka...


Friday, February 18, 2011

We had nothing to do with this one, check it out X:

Tenth Anniversary 'Blurk/Kanyapie Blowout' Spectacular?
Here we have a couple reasonably awesome stories I've read over the past few months. Probably would have brought this one up sooner, but I don't much like that particular website the stories were pointing me to... I don't recommend that website, no. I'm sure they're perfectly nice guys, just fucked in the head or shit. Sorry, flyguys.
Anyway. Blurk's recently started his own blog, and I have been following that one. Good stuff there, let's start with:

'She's a Little Devil' by Kanyapie, translated by Blurk.

Aw yes. Here's the tale of a young model and her most devoted fan (may/may not be her brother, choose to go with 'not' myself). It would seem she's learned a few things through this modelling gig, but just how much does she know?
Dude, is that my best setup ever?
The girl here looks a bit young, to me, art is otherwise superb (this sentence is highly subjective, I know).
Butts are prodded.

If anyone get the gag in my altered thumbnail there, you win an imaginary nickle.


Then we have those two 'Heart Catch Precure' doujins.

Don't know what a precure is, but they pretty sweet.
In the first book, we find a girl (some of you may know her as Erika I guess) desperately trying to bum some money to buy her friend a present. Finding no sympathy, she hops on the interweb and secures a buyer for her panties. When she goes to make the delivery some stuff happens, as it does.

Second book, not sure if it's a continuation or if so if it's the same faceless guy (or if so if he's still paying :D). Either way, their relationship is going quite well at this point and she suggests they try a 'pair look'. Which means they dress alike. Strongly suggest you check that out, it's a spectacle, man.
I could list a couple more great stories from Blurk's blog, but this post is really long enough as it is and without any proper new content, I know. Maybe something or two un-loli, like that Shiwasu no Okina 'Panty' doujin I still haven't made it all the way through.

(Read more for talk of animes and further delays, stuff gets gross)

Thursday, December 23, 2010

'HAPPY Merry Xmas' by Molokonomi

Last story for today, and this year, is the short four-page full-colour heart-warming and spine-tingling 'HAPPY Merry Xmas'.

This story is all happy, funny, though there were a few things I wasn't completely comfortable with. She is rather... innocent?
Tags are massive spoilers, kinda? Though as her mom is not shown at all, and other things, also misleading.

Megaporn, Mediafire, Deadfrog (.jpg, 4.5MB)
Megaporn (.pngs, 10MB)

Loads of editing done on this one. Easily spent as much time on these four pages as those other two stories, still remembering things I forgot to do...

Saturday, November 6, 2010

'We had nothing to do with this one' Returns


'Lovable' by Naoshi Onizuka, translated by grizzled vet Sayo (dude been translating since I was on dialup and in diapers that time I had that thing with my bladder four years back).

This is, quite simply, the best-named tankobon I've ever read.
It would be a good idea to point out some of the better chapters but all the chapters here have their own magic about them. Even the 'magical girl' chapter, sorta. Wonderful stuff, lovable. If you're at all into the loli you should have read this by now.

There is though that one 'magical girl' chapter, the reason the book has been left unfinished for the past few months it seems. That chapter is not especially lovable, no. Rather gross tentacle rape, some cartoon violence, and 'cum inflation'. Still, it's done in a light-hearted humorous tone and I found myself liking it despite the total not-hawtness.
Other than that it's all the usual sort of stuff. Maybe it's just me but there seemed to be a higher than average amount of the 'oh my god i can't believe i'm fucking a X year old Yth grader Yth graders in the Xth year of their life are so Z' but it's mostly just me not into that.
And in one chapter alcohol plays a pivotal role but that was hilarious.

There is a fair bit of Naoshi Onizuka translated, only a couple mild bummer chapters here and there, lots of magical love gold. But you guys know all this, right?

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

We had nothing to do with this one, check it out deux:

I don't know how regular a 'feature' this will be, I'm reading far too little dirty mangoes these days due to all the editing. This one, and another I'm thinking of, I read years ago but I find myself coming back to them instead of the new stuff. I suck.

'Witchcraft' by Yamatogawa, YQII there can handle the crediting.

I love this story. Kinda weird, bit of an adventure. Don't want to give too much away, but I suppose you could assume it involves witchcraft of some kind.
Great characters. There's Kagami Kyoko, the cool fortune-teller. Her rival Saionji Sara (Sara Saionji? I dunno lol) who's got 'really pretty eyes'. Then there's Miki Megumi, idol schoolgirl with an inexplicable crush on the protagonist that's quite explicable.
Less important's the guy, who's a bit of your typical 'mobile harem generator', and the villain who is not very appealing after her first appearance (that's a double entendre but not a hot one).

There's stuff in there I'm really not a fan of, but the awesome completely overpowers it. There's a lot of rape in there, sometimes with neither party's consent. It's not unpleasant, they're enjoying themselves. There's even an apparent attempted murder-by-hypno-rape, but that's of questionable plausibility and intent. She gets in in the end, and I mean that in the best/filthiest/light-heartedest way possible.
When the loli showed up, I knew she was growing a dick at some point. First page she's on, I knew. Then she's parading around with her clit-dick flopping about for several chapters; reading the story as it first came out this went on for months.

Eventually, the day is saved with the power of love/telepathic one-man orgy, so that's a pretty good ending yeah.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

'Census' by Satsuki Itsuka (Fix'ed Missing Page!)

From Comic Masyo December '09
This comic sees our protagonists gathering important statistics, and being very thorough about it. Absolute professionals here.
We have some funny stories on this site, but this is the first one that's had me actually laughing out loud in multiple instances. Every time I've 'lol'ed previously has been ironic. Hope I'm not overselling it here, just stating facts.

Some of it's kind of gross, see tags. And maybe wikipedia. I've seen far worse examples of each, it's not so bad. Even the fat guy's drawn kind of cutesy, and he keeps his shirt on. There wasn't much visible smegma, and you can't smell through the computer. There is one line of pregnancy dirty-talk, I won't tag that (did I tag it for GIRLzH(2)?). They totally rape that guy, though.

Megaporn, Mediafire


Neurotic rambling after the jump, you don't have to read that. (gonna throw the frantic rambling in there too, uglied up the page long enough).

Friday, May 21, 2010

'GIRLzH(2)' by Mieow/Rustle

This one's quite different.
It's not so much one story, but a series of illustrations accompanied by the girls' dialogue. And a lot of girls there are, with some very filthy mouths. It was really fun to edit (easy).

There are a number of recurring little fetish-y things I won't bother tagging, like backpacks and balled up panties (those are the only two I remember now). One page of peeing. One girl talks about wanting to get pregnant (I assume that's just dirty talk).
Quite a bit of talk of prostitution, as well. And a bit of 'punishment game' stuff... should that be a tag?

Megaupload, Mediafire

EDIT OF VITAL IMPORTANCE:  Uglicus suggests Mieow is Rustle's circle. Post title changed, I think everything else still works... let's try Meidafuyer again. Mediafire is go. Also Deadfrog.

Friday, May 14, 2010

'Super Lucky Speedy Delivery Service' by Nekogen

Oh man, she must be our cutest protagonist yet. Maybe too cute for, um, porn...
Plot-wise it's pretty simple. Guys are hungry, order some food, sex naturally follows. There's maybe some cultural insensitivity, but it's too damn cute to be bothered by.

Megaporn, Mediafire

I think Uglicus expressed interest in the next chapter, may have sent me a copy.

Monday, May 3, 2010

'Ecchi Afternoon' by Toshiki Yui Pages UPDTATE: Nov7th

This one's an epic. Three pages of white-knuckle suspense. Whole thing edited by Uglicus.

Can I do spoilered tags? I want a     prostitution     tag... I won't tag 'incest', 'cause just a 'sis' or 'onii-chan' doesn't mean...

Update: Tank scans, fourth page. Much nicer.
I've also discovered this whole tankobon has been translated by Kusanyagi who... seems to have resurrected himself! Grats on not bein' dead, dude! This sentiment is far too stupid and late to be shared at his site, but is quite sincere.

Heads up, first; Toshiki Yui is weird, almost/sometimes surreal. Weird isn't necessarily bad, it's often pretty funny. Lots of dickgirls/incest/tentacle pets though.

Megaporn, Mediafire
Megaporn (.pngs, 10M lol)