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Tenth Anniversary 'Blurk/Kanyapie Blowout' Spectacular?
Here we have a couple reasonably awesome stories I've read over the past few months. Probably would have brought this one up sooner, but I don't much like that particular website the stories were pointing me to... I don't recommend that website, no. I'm sure they're perfectly nice guys, just fucked in the head or shit. Sorry, flyguys.
Anyway. Blurk's recently started his own blog, and I have been following that one. Good stuff there, let's start with:

'She's a Little Devil' by Kanyapie, translated by Blurk. Aw yes. Here's the tale of a young model and her most devoted fan (may/may not be her brother, choose to go with 'not' myself). It would seem she's learned a few things through this modelling gig, but just how much does she know? Dude, is that my best setup ever? The girl here looks a bit young, to me, art is otherwise superb (this sentence is highly subjective, I know). Butts are prodded. If anyone get the gag in my altered thumbnail there, you win an imaginary nickle.

Then we have those two 'Heart Catch Precure' doujins. Don't know what a precure is, but they pretty sweet. In the first book, we find a girl (some of you may know her as Erika I guess) desperately trying to bum some money to buy her friend a present. Finding no sympathy, she hops on the interweb and secures a buyer for her panties. When she goes to make the delivery some stuff happens, as it does. Second book, not sure if it's a continuation or if so if it's the same faceless guy (or if so if he's still paying :D). Either way, their relationship is going quite well at this point and she suggests they try a 'pair look'. Which means they dress alike. Strongly suggest you check that out, it's a spectacle, man.

I could list a couple more great stories from Blurk's blog, but this post is really long enough as it is and without any proper new content, I know. Maybe something or two un-loli, like that Shiwasu no Okina 'Panty' doujin I still haven't made it all the way through.

(Read more for talk of animes and further delays, stuff gets gross)

We (I) are completely incapable of this sort of work (no porno)

Love Mega Man? Love Railgun? You'll probably love this too and surely must have known about it before me. 'To Aru Pantsu no Railgun' by Werk I don't know this developer, or the world of Japanese doujin games, but I think I do know a little something about what kicks ass. Here is a fine little Mega Man-style game consisting of a series of boss fights with some familiar characters from a Certain Scientific Railgun. The story is much better than it really needs to be; a lovely tale of love between friends, love between sisters, love between lovers, love of panty theft. Yes, there are far two few game centred around panty theft; indeed, this is the first I've seen where your level of missing panties directly affects your mobility. How far we have come since the days of the NES! Not to mention the beautiful sprite work here. I am especially fond of Saten's 'groper stance'. I did have some issues with sluggish cutscenes, and having grown up on Mega Man the game was a breeze but Misaka's not-being-Mega-Man made the controls a bit of an adjustment. Biggest problem with the game is just that I want more of it. Megaupload (.iso), Mediafire (English patch, source unknown) These are just the files I found on the web. Windows only, far as I know. Had to mount that .iso, guessed my way through the Japanese installation, patched, on Windows7 I had to set it to XP compatibility mode and 'disable desktop composition'. No joystick/controller support (that I know of), but JoyToKey's a pretty handy program. I stole Uiharu's undies ♥

'Hot Reply' by Koino Jou

And now for something completely different. 'Hot Reply', an 'Onee-chan'-type story; he's bedridden with some unnamed ailment, she's caring for him. Think you can guess how that turns out, there are a few little twists on how they get there. Hey I just made that same mask in Dragon Quest! Tagged 'shota', but it's barely at all. It is of that genre. Apart from the mentioned 'Nee-chan' thing, there's no big incest theme (that's a stupid rule of mine but I 'aint changin' it) Maybe there should be an 'Onee-chan' tag? There are a few stories could make use of it... maybe instead of 'shota', in this case? Also a few pages of something I'll leave as a surprise 'cause lol. Megaporn (.cbz), Mediafire (.zip), Deadfrog So megaporn files (with a mirror) now have a .cbz extention because ohfuckthisiscoolsincewhen? .cbz's just a renamed .zip that opens in a comic viewer by default. Rename to .zip, download from mediafire, or just open the .cbz file with whatever unzipping program you got if you want to extract.

You guys have played Cave Story, right?

So Uglicus has been trying to get me to watch some Japanese cartoon, and I'm two episodes in

I know that's not so uncommon a thing, but it got me thinking of a game where the ultimate goal is to kill Jesus. Obviously there is more to it than that, and it's not some teen-angsty bullshit thing, but you do end the game by shooting him in the eye a whole bunch. That's the kind of shooting people in the eye I can get behind.

This game happens to be the best game ever.