'I Wanna Be Smaller' by Araki Akira

Surprise! The Nekogen story was taking so fucking long, I had to put it off longer to get something new to post. It can't really be considered a 'break' from 'Best Friends', as I've put in more work on this than that at this point. Even decensored iiiiit. Story's about a girl with big gravity defying pigtails boobs and her struggles with that. Araki Akira (I can never decide on one name to refer to the artists by) draws some nice boobs, shame they're not more common... Should I add a 'pregnancy talk' tag or something? Huge difference between dirty talk and someone actually getting knocked up... should I maybe not even mention it at all? I always just try to ignore it. Megaporn, Mediafire

So, who's hyped for E3? I remember for years (before internets) I'd be going nuts with anticipation, watching the fucking mailbox for magazines to arrive a month later and tell me all about it. If I was lucky, maybe I would find a black and white photo of a new console on the electronics page of the newspaper. Now I can watch the major press events live, and it's just not so mystical and important any more. What was it, '08 ('07?) they even decided the theme of the year should be 'suck'.
This year, though... I'm kinda giddy. Don't know why it is exactly, but crazy-ass speculative pic after the jump (possible potential press conference spoilers?)

'Census' by Satsuki Itsuka (Fix'ed Missing Page!)

From Comic Masyo December '09 This comic sees our protagonists gathering important statistics, and being very thorough about it. Absolute professionals here. We have some funny stories on this site, but this is the first one that's had me actually laughing out loud in multiple instances. Every time I've 'lol'ed previously has been ironic. Hope I'm not overselling it here, just stating facts. Some of it's kind of gross, see tags. And maybe wikipedia. I've seen far worse examples of each, it's not so bad. Even the fat guy's drawn kind of cutesy, and he keeps his shirt on. There wasn't much visible smegma, and you can't smell through the computer. There is one line of pregnancy dirty-talk, I won't tag that (did I tag it for GIRLzH(2)?). They totally rape that guy, though. Megaporn, Mediafire Neurotic rambling after the jump, you don't have to read that. (gonna throw the frantic rambling in there too, uglied up the page long enough).

We had nothing to do with this one, check it out:

'Camii Dock' by Shiwasu no Okina, translated by Aceonetwo. Commissioned by, I'm just noticing, Oliver who stopped by recently.

Don't want to spoil the story, but there are a few kinda warnings. Mild content spoilers: The guy's a bit of an asshole. Some of it's kind of rough, and there's a bit of blood. One droplet, one panel. I think it's a play (example?) on that 'aroused nosebleed' thing. And then next panel's so fucking cute. Try not to read the tags, too. The 'hymen' tag has a whole new meaning here. And this is the stuff I'd hoped to use the 'cheat' tag for.


Now for extreme plot spoilers: Am I wrong here? I love the nurse chick, but I'm also totally man-crushing on the guy. I don't go for that kind of thing at all, but if he wanted he probably could. He's just such a fucking softie. An asshole-softie. He's letting her save herself for marriage, for fuck's sake!
I love this story!

'Sexually Arousing Sleep Disorder' by Kanou Soukyuu

Second chapter of Ane Sweet.
Another Kanou Soukyuu story about girl with a horrible not really disorder. This one, I tell you, is my nightmare. I shackle myself to the bed each night like a wolfman. It`s never happened to me that I know of but how can you really trust yourself like that?
There is some pee in there, but it's just 'lol'. And the situation is open to interpretation, but I'd say it's pretty consensual  for both parties. Less emphasis on the whole 'incest' thing this time, I might have left the tag off if it wasn't the theme of the book. Oh yeah, and jammies.
Megaporn, Mediafire

Many thanks to everyone helping the site with suggestions, promotion, distribution, or even just comments. Of the top of my head 333h (who I did a great job confusing), SingleMalt, vixenfinder (still looking into those matadata tags), and especially YOU (which is a cheap way out of looking up more usernames, they're not the easiest thing to remember). Also that guy that put down the Twilight Zone, I love you too even if your taste in television sucks. Not as grand a thanks as Tonigobe received, but I mean it yuo guyes. One more: Look down a post.

!Now Decensored! 'My Horny Neighbor' by Hidiri Rei (though, only chapter one)

Fuck yeah!

This is probably my favorite story on the site, and easily the one I hate the most. I did it, then I went through again adjusting the fonts. Then after chapter two was done, I un-adjusted the fonts and the stupid contrast. Starting the blog, I swore to try to to fix the awful jpeg artifacts. A few weeks later it's done.
Not all the artifacts are gone, and there was a bit of damage to the original image, but I do believe it looks much much better.


Story, just look at that pic. Guy plays video games with his hot, bespectacled neighbour. What more do you need? There is some more to be seen.  Then there is a second chapter that multiplies the hotness coming when I can manage.

Megaupload, Mediafire, no you don't want the older ones. Edit:More true than ever now. Decensored real nice by Oliver.

Sample the madness after the jump.

So, how 'bout that Lost finale? (and other stuffs)

Totally not what everyone suspected back six years ago, was it?

I cired. A bit. When no one was looking.


Well, while I'm posting I'll draw attention to our new future projects page thingy. Future to me anyhow, they're all translated. As Uglicus continues to outpace me, I expect this page to fill up. Fast.
Edit: Fixed link. And there's two more stories to add, though one's is old and I  just forgot to add it. There may be more like that...

'GIRLzH(2)' by Mieow/Rustle

This one's quite different.
It's not so much one story, but a series of illustrations accompanied by the girls' dialogue. And a lot of girls there are, with some very filthy mouths. It was really fun to edit (easy).

There are a number of recurring little fetish-y things I won't bother tagging, like backpacks and balled up panties (those are the only two I remember now). One page of peeing. One girl talks about wanting to get pregnant (I assume that's just dirty talk).
Quite a bit of talk of prostitution, as well. And a bit of 'punishment game' stuff... should that be a tag?

Megaupload, Mediafire

EDIT OF VITAL IMPORTANCE:  Uglicus suggests Mieow is Rustle's circle. Post title changed, I think everything else still works... let's try Meidafuyer again. Mediafire is go. Also Deadfrog.

'A Most Potent Nutrient' by Isorashi

Something new from Dreamofashore! He went overboard with this one, meticulously decenensoring pixel by pixel over five months. For serious.

Hmm. This one's pretty cute, kinda funny, but the ending... I don't want to spoil it, but two of those tags (the tags will spoil it, by the way) don't really belong together. Not at all. Don't they sell condoms in Japan, fuck... It's nothing too bad, just when it gets into, uh, multiple generations it becomes a problem.

Added some new tags. 'Pee', with the money shot. I cannot believe we haven't seen that one yet. Did I miss it? Those particular pages have fluids of all sorts flying about in defiance of all physical laws, pretty easy mistake. 'It hurts', it's her first time, is all. And 'impreg' at the very end there. Well, I guess the actual impregnation happens earlier, or maybe somewhere in between. It doesn't really matter but blacked out text is fun lol. The 'anal' and 'boobs' tags are just a two page fantasy, so don't get your hopes up for that,

Megaporn, Mediafire

Would a 'loli-mama' tag be misleading? They never get any, but damn.

'Lucky Play' by Number2, Lucky Star doujin

Oh, this one surprised me. I don't usually have much interest in doujin, but this one was mostly pretty good.

First story, the short one with the crazy blue hair wants to pick out a sexy swimsuit, and employs a clever penometric system.
Second story, the girl with the glasses and the boobs sorta gets raped. She's into it and everything, but protests the entire time. Not so great.
Third story's just diabolicute. Wow, make sure to read that one. I'm not really familiar with Lucky Star (can you tell?), but that one was for sure worth it.

Another thing to note is the boobs. They all have boobs, when they're naked. Those must be very tight shirts.
Oh and milk. Someone lactates a bit.

Megaporn, Mediafire

Bonus: Contains Tonigobe's super secret prize. I know you've been asking for it (two people, I think). Page 36xb. Had I written that today, I probably would have mentioned something about how our page has visitors now thanks to him.

Just now noticing the contrast seems inconsistent... it's the scans' fault, and mine for working on it over such a long period of time I guess... not a huge problem, and maybe it's intentional/or just me. That first story just looks darker. Long post...

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